Santa's Story

Ho ho... oh no. After centuries of delivering presents for free, I've finally checked my bank account. Turns out, "goodwill" and "Christmas spirit" don't pay for reindeer feed, sleigh maintenance, or heating bills at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus suggested I "monetize my brand" and "leverage my image." So here we are.

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